Straya Says: The Sarcasm Edition

From Centrelink queues to burnt snags and dropped pies, this collection hits harder than a sunburnt mullet at a Sunday sesh. Packed with Aussie slang, savage sarcasm, and absolutely zero filter, Straya Says is your official uniform for not giving a flying fuck—loudly. Whether you’re roasting a mate or dodging responsibility, there’s a line here for every bogan, battler, and backyard shit-stirrer.

Wear it bold. Say it louder. And if they don’t get the joke?

Tell ’em to piss off.